You probably see this picture of a cat and think it is cute, that it is a friendly companion animal. You are wrong. Cats are frightening. Here is a list of other things that frighten me:
- eighteen-wheelers
- driving on ice
- walking over man-hole covers
- cooked green beans
- infants, toddlers, and small children
- strap-less bras
- dead fish that still have their heads
- guns
- jumping into water
- falling down waterfalls
- prosthetic eyes
- big houses with partially pulled blinds at night
- getting lost
- toilets overflowing
- making other people mad or disappointed
- swimming with my face in the water
- war, fighting and arguing
- public restrooms
- one of the gardens at Belknap Hot Springs
- really crowded places
- really muscle y men who slather themselves with oil
- prescription medications
- waking up with one or more extremities completely asleep
- getting all tangled up in my blankets and waking up unable to move
- throwing up
- birds
- touching live fish
- overly aggressive and confrontational people
- making phone calls, even if I've known the person for years
- money issues
- southern baptist bible thumpers
- a whole chicken in a can
- backing cars up my driveway
1 comment:
KJ! Your list is amazing and awesome! We share some similar fears - prosthetic eye!? I never imagined that, but you're right -- terrifying!! Oh boy. I am so happy you're blogging. Welcome, sister, welcome to fun!!
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