Pros and Cons {Payette Version}

Pros of living in Payette, Idaho:

• I am a "ho"
• A five minute walk gets me to the greenway--a gorgeous walking path by the confluence of the Payette and Snake Rivers
• Only need to cross the bridge to get back to Oregon
• An ice cream truck runs right by my house on Fridays!
• Constant entertainment such as watching a guy get pulled over at 11 am for going the wrong way down the road on a riding mower with a 40 oz of pbr taped in his hand
• Only an hour from Boise, the Owyhee Dam, McCall, the Payette National Forest, and the Boise National Forest
• You feel good about yourself by just having all your teefers and not wearing spandex or having a mullet
• All new appliances in my awesome little house

Cons of living in Payette, Idaho:

• I'm a "ho"
  
• Spandex
• Mullets
• Sales Tax
• Sitting in your car at the gas station for about five minutes before remembering you have to pump your own gas
• You feel like a loser without a gun rack and/or antlers on your truck (or coyote tails and rattler buttons tied to your antennae)
• Being so far away from the people I love the most